ass-hat

Someone so incredibly stupid and/or ignorant that everything above their waist is useless; i.e. a hat for their ass.

"That ass-hat just switched across three lanes of superhighway! Augh!"

by Tanis Nikana May 14, 2007

nacho hat

1. A dish set used for eating nachos. Usually resembling a mexican hat as the main dish and a bowl in the center for salsa/dip.

Susan put the chips for the party in a nacho hat.

by Nachoridnary July 12, 2005

wanker's hat

a hoody, or other similar headgear worn by a serial masturbator.

Huckerby's a wanker, he wears a wanker's hat.

by DefinitelyNotRob July 30, 2011

Jester's Hat

A group of three males engaging in sexual acts together.

A threesome of only men.

It is referred to as A Jester's Hat due to the three long cone's that hang off of the hat, this imagery relates to the three penises involved in the act.

Nate: Dude, this party is completely ridiculous!

Dan: How so?

Nate: I walked into a room and there was A Jester's Hat!

Dan: Holy shitting thundercunt, that's crazy.

by nateminicooper December 06, 2010

Snow Hat

Referring to a hat someone wears in winter or when its cold.

Ned the Luddite put on his snow hat before going to work at the local video rental store.

by Automotony November 19, 2018

Green hat

In Hong Kong , if You wear a green hat , You R a F***er.

Salesman: Do you like this green hat?
Random guy: F*** you.
*Hits the salesman with the hat*

by kil.me.321 November 13, 2019

condom hat

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.

She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.

by Alekesa L June 02, 2007