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Guitar Hero

Nickname for an asshole you work with that pisses everyone off while always wearing flannels and hair long enough to pass below his own nipples.
Yo, guitar hero, over here is a prime time example of how to fuck over anyone and everyone while thinking his shit doesn’t stink. He looks like he should work at guitar center.
by Flash Flash Hundred Mile Dash November 10, 2021
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guitar kink

a person who gets horny over guitars
jonah gets has a guitar kink
kelsey thinks he is weird for getting horny over guitars
by thecoolestguitarplayerverr October 20, 2021
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Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.
Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"
by Kawasakid650 February 1, 2018
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Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .
Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.
by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022
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Guitar Hero

A good game......

I don't know why everyone is whinging that people think that because they can complete a level on Expert that they can play it on a real guitar, but no one has ever claimed that they could play actual guitar just because they are good at guitar hero. Everyone knows that one's skill on a video game doesn't denote their skill level on another thing.
Guitar Hero is a good game which kills time, and playing a real guitar is also fun 🙂
by UltimateDoge December 5, 2022
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guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic
by The Invisible man July 7, 2017
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Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS
by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019
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