Grief Buffet

(n.) Food brought to the bereaved after the death of a loved one, typically by friends, church members, and others from the community. Usually consists of comfort foods such as macaroni. Almost always includes chocolate cake and sub sandwich platters.

I felt guilty enjoying the chocolate cake from the grief buffet after my grandmother died.

by Mary Frances September 6, 2008

First Girlfriend Confidence Boost

First girlfriend confidence boost or FGCB is a condition that occurs when someone who is socially awkward and has no history with women finally gets a girlfriend. They person will begin to think they are cool, even if there girlfriend is unattractive and they will think they are "the man" because their penis gets touched for the first time, failing to realize that everyone's has by now. They may try to act like a tough guy because they are taller than their girlfriend when in reality she is most likely just really short. The only cure for FGCB is a breakup which will destroy this newly found ego.

Jake kept talking about how much action he's getting, then tried to fight me, I think he's got a case of the First Girlfriend Confidence Boost.

by The Hershey Factory October 23, 2012

The Girlfriend Buff

When a League of Legends player is in a game with his girlfriend so they'll try their best to show off to her and win the game.

Faker has the girlfriend buff, he's gonna tryhard the flex game.

by PayaFromKonoha September 11, 2021

girlfriend

a girl who is dating every guy but YOU!

Tom has a girfriend, Mike has a girlfriend, but i don't.

by el niño October 1, 2007

girlf

short for girlfriend

"Do you want to go to a strip club tonight, man?" asked Ike.
John said sheepishly, "Yeah, dude, but my my girlf wouldn't be chill with that."

by Abatron August 19, 2004

girlfight

when two gurls or more have beef with each other, and they had enuf of it, they meet sumwhere and fight. not like a cat fight. It's much more fun to watch a girlfight than a cat fight

Brooke kept talking about Valery so they got into a girlfight and brooke beat valery's (beep)

by Akosua May 9, 2005

girlfriend rodeo

Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.

hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.

by j0nathan May 3, 2008