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GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.
"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"
by eeecha September 18, 2018
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Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
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Swivel the gooch

When you receive a handjob that intricately goes from head to balls but also caresses the gooch in a swivel like motion.
Man, my ex used to give the best handjobs no homo she swiveled the gooch?

Bruh, this new girl I started fucking with wants to take it slow but I don't got time to play. I need to bust one off ASAP. "Maybe you should teach her how to swivel the gooch? "
by Alacardt May 23, 2018
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Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.
The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.
by TreNotCool March 22, 2019
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Gooch Poof

When a male farts and the air gets caught between his dick and gooch
Oh shit! Did you just gooch poof?!
by Reneerenee11 April 1, 2019
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Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me
by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019
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Sub Gooch

An area of the gooch, near the tailbone, that is the least frequently accessed part of the gooch. A gooch spot so deep, it is sub gooch.
"Wow man, I thought I bruised my tailbone at the pedalpalooza, but I think I bruised my sub gooch."
by SuperG00ch June 11, 2019
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