Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019

gamer vision

A trance like state where the person may experience blurred vision but an improvement in overall skill at a task at hand.

Jack had experienced gamer vision while playing his favorite game

by ElChie January 13, 2018

Deavin the gamer

A YouTube channel with about 40-50 subscribers.

Me: ayy yo bruh check out this YouTube channel

Friend: What's it called?

Me: Deavin the gamer

Friend: What's it about

Me: some 6th grader with a really squeaky voice.

Friend *now watching a video from channel* Wow geez he kinda does have a squeaky voice then compared to now

by Yt: StoppedEmu67 November 11, 2019

Epic Gamer

Someone who has beat Lego Star Wars or Lego Indiana Jones, extra points if you have beat both, beating both makes you a giga gamer

Guy 1: I just beat lego star wars

Guy 2: that means you have achieved Epic Gamer status

Guy 1: god, i am such a loser

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

gamer fart

When a girl farts out of her pussy, a queef.

"I was hanging out with my girlfriend yesterday, she made a loud gamer fart. Smelled like fish."

by walmartlover69 July 3, 2021

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020

gamer dysmorphia

When you have a deceived perception of your skill at gaming

I think I have gamer dysmorphia because I thought I was good at this game, but I keep loosing.

by crustycasserole December 28, 2020