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Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :

Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits

Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :

Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )

How to interact with a furry :

1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.

Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.

Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.

By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.

( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )

2. Run.

3. Celebrate.

Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.

Don't waste ammo!

How to prevent becoming a furry.

1. Having a family.

2. Be sane.

Source :

Having a functioning brain.

Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45

Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto

Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left

Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw

*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
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Furry are cringe like you and yes you are a furry
I hate furry
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You're a furry
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1. A person who likes dressing up as a animal.

2. A disgrace to humanity.
"I saw a furry today and was disgusted."
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A zoophile that made animals look like humans , so he can get away whit it
You're more stupid then a furry
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A fox/dinosaur mask or costume and the people who are furry are all fatherless motherless and have no life there and in a study is how rare to them to have parents and friends and a life -°=-0.0.000000000000000000000000000000 over beyond the word negative zero yeah so fuck y ou furries go die
furry have a father stop the cap🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢
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A furry is someone characterized by an interest in anthropomorphic animals, which is putting generally human traits onto an animal, such as; walking on two legs, speaking, wearing clothes, using technology, and much more. The fandom has existed since the 1970's, and may continue to grow overtime.

A lot of people have fursuits, which may be covering their full body or partial. These are usually very expensive, however it's also a fun way for people to express themselvse and their interests.

Furries are generally normal, harmless people who just want to have fun and meet others with the same interest. However, the darker side of the fandom is what the public mostly sees, and there's a lot of assumptions about the fandom because of this.

There are a lot of people who harass furries solely based on what they've seen. Due to this, it's very hard for a lot of people to talk about and use the word "furry" to generally describe themselves.
person 1: "I think I'm a furry."
person 2: "Whatever floats your boat, dude! Just hope you aren't weird."
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