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Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.
Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.
by iCarlin July 5, 2016
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cuter than popcorn farts

"Damn girl, your cuter than popcorn farts"
by Playa 😎 July 11, 2017
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts showed, due to her bloody high mid waist panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which she loved to sob!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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ifb no fonts

This means “I follow back no fonts.” When people write “no fonts,” they mean no fonts in someone’s bio. Together, this sentence means “I follow people back after they follow me as long as they don’t have any fonts in their bio or display name. It is important to not have any fonts on your account because it is difficult for people with screen readers to understands the text. This is most commonly used under gain tweets on stan twitter.
Person A: “retweet to find larrie mutuals!”
Person B: “ifb no fonts” *fancam*
by fankyoulove October 24, 2020
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