When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.
I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?
by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011
Get the ghost facebookingmug. the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
Get the facebook stakeoutmug. When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
Get the Facebook Gremlinmug. A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
Get the Facebook lonelinessmug. "I found out my boyfriend broke up with me from my friend who saw the change on his profile! I can't believe I got facebook dumped!"
by Amy Oscar February 13, 2007
Get the facebook dumpedmug. 1. When you stumble upon the page of a person you haven't seen in years and find they've changed in shocking ways you would never expect
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
2. When you discover that people you know know other people you know without you knowing. Sometimes better than you'd like them to.
3. Generally when you see something surprising or unexpected about or involving people you even vaguely know, and it goes beyond the level of surprise to a state where your reality is totally rocked.
"Remember that really dorky girl everyone made fun of in school? Shes a rich supermodel now."
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
"Oh god, my current girlfriend and ex girlfriend are friends on facebook. They have loads of pictures together too, I think they're pretty close. She never told me they knew each other!"
"What a facebook mindfuck!"
by acitsAstica October 7, 2009
Get the Facebook Mindfuckmug. When a person uses their Facebook status to vent their frustrations. This is similar to a therapy session with a Psychiatrist.
Ex. Nicole: I can’t believe he slept with my cousin!
Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.
^Facebook Therapy
Ex. Tony: I sometimes feel like my world is crashing down.
^Facebook Therapy
by J Win July 6, 2009
Get the Facebook Therapymug.