Eric Rigsby

Socially awkward recluse, who spends most of his time Gaming. His diet usually consists of: dark chocolate, honey roasted peanut butter, coffee, chocolate chip cookies, honey bunches of oats, canned tuna, and canned peas. His purpose in life is in an attempt to do as little damage to others as possible, by means of: staying out of public, not keeping in touch with friends, pretending that he dosent exist. He does as little as possible to survive. He believes that if he tries to do anything that he will only create more problems and exert his own energy for no benefit. So he sticks to the same small routines. Keeps his wardrobe to three days worth, and survives just to spite all of those that he despises. Do not approach the Rigsby, because he is unprepared for human interaction. At the most hand him a cigarette or a dollar as a sign of good faith and keep it moving.

Oh dont worry, thats just Eric Rigsby, (waves) okay! Eric....

by Eric Rigsby May 4, 2019

Eric Ruzicka

Large man, he drives a Chevy Tahoe. Sometimes he can be seen on lake vanley. His actual name is Eric dejols ruzkicka.

Ya I saw Eric Ruzicka (dejols) oiling his leather seats

by Butch 12567 August 29, 2020

ERIC NIKODIN

someone who dresses nice. likes men and when he walks in the room the men swoon for him. He pulls all the men

Wow your such an eric nikodin

by yourpsuedoym May 6, 2022

Eric Parrish

The coolest motherfucker in history. If you have this name, you are likely of a scottsman and british decent, and that's wicked. That's practically the recipe for Vikings, like, jesus.

Man, Eric Parrish is the coolest guy ever! He's cracked at Fortnite.

by Ebic August 16, 2022

eric gildehaus

A major simp (and he has a girlfriend)

person 1: she is so hot
Person 2: dude you have a girlfriend

Person 1: i know that doesn't mean i can't have a mistress

Person 2: you're and Eric Gildehaus

by The spongebob squarpants May 29, 2020

Eric Castanheira

decorated his house with carrots

hi my name is Eric Castanheira and i decorated my house with carrots

by I've been spotted hehe January 29, 2021

Eric Estes

The name of a person who can put up with any crazy lady babble thrown at him.

The crazy lady came out and said "oven mitts don't love space music in my house" and that Eric Estes said "that's right they do not" and she just chilled out.

by Jason Jay Shields January 2, 2021