by Corianis February 12, 2021
Another group still has the meeting room for another 5 minutes but Jerry knocked on the door to end the meeting. He performed a total Eric maneuver.
by shiver123 August 14, 2017
by ericthetoad June 05, 2020
Socially awkward recluse, who spends most of his time Gaming. His diet usually consists of: dark chocolate, honey roasted peanut butter, coffee, chocolate chip cookies, honey bunches of oats, canned tuna, and canned peas. His purpose in life is in an attempt to do as little damage to others as possible, by means of: staying out of public, not keeping in touch with friends, pretending that he dosent exist. He does as little as possible to survive. He believes that if he tries to do anything that he will only create more problems and exert his own energy for no benefit. So he sticks to the same small routines. Keeps his wardrobe to three days worth, and survives just to spite all of those that he despises. Do not approach the Rigsby, because he is unprepared for human interaction. At the most hand him a cigarette or a dollar as a sign of good faith and keep it moving.
by Eric Rigsby May 04, 2019
When two women in a homosexual relationship have sex with an older man to offload their mutually repressed daddy issues.
Dude 1: “I can’t believe those two lesbians had sex with that old creepy guy.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
Dude 2: “a lesbian would want to have sex with a guy about as much as you would Ricky, it’s called, bisexual.”
Dude 3: “Whatever man, that’s a Cottonwood Eric, if I’ve ever seen one. Those bitches just really hated their dads and needed to get it out their system.”
by Tipdock April 26, 2021
A thief who will get violent. Has short brown hair, tattoos on his hands, likes to lie, white, 5 ft 9in tall and weighs 220 lbs. If you see this guy he is in the middle of breaking in to your house. He can be seen around Washington county, last seen as a taxi driver. Fucking SCUMBAG
by Buyerbeware June 09, 2019
"Oh don't pull an eric eng and order that dumb garden burger. You aren't even vegetarian you fake hoe"
by Miss Gluten Free February 24, 2017