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Double Woozy

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.
Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.
by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018
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Cleveland Double Slug

Ejaculating into a woman's mouth while she is vomitting during the process of giving head.
I throat fucked that bitch so hard it ended up being a Cleveland Double Slug
by CpUp December 21, 2008
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double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.
"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."
by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008
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texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.
Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
by scoot scoot September 25, 2006
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double heel ejection

The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.

The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
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double polaroid

Male genital erection.

A slang phrase adopted by Dave Lister in an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf when presented with 2 polaroid images by former mechanoid Kryten who's coming terms with his all-new human status.
'No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid.'
by Danny_G13 July 7, 2005
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double dribble

Reference to B-Ball, this refers to the leakage of semen post orgasm after one has pulled up their pants. It is characterized by an unpleasant, moist, sticky feeling in one's undergarments.
Fuck dude this sucks, I got double dribble all up in you know where.
by Simon S. May 16, 2005
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