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Dork

When i grew up in the 60s and 70s a dork was usually a thin gangly guy who was spastic . His hair might have been brushed backwards instead of over the forehead . His hair might have been curly and that was also unacceptable to youth norms of the 1960s . He may have been academically or not academically inclined . I knew a guy who was a dork but could kick anyone's ass if the jerk confronted the dork to fight, if the jerk persisted and punched first after several efforts of diplomacy by this dork i knew . A dork is also socially inept or goofy according to majoritarian norms . However reasonable or intelligent people have no problem with socializing and talking to and understanding dorks

Dork sense two : A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.) True fact.
guy A Hey that guy is a dork

guy B yeah , he sure is ganly , thin and has a neck like a goose

guy A Wow that guy has a dick as big as a whale's in this porn video !
guy B a whales penis is called a dork
by emotional_invalid January 23, 2019
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A Really Cute Dork

Some ugly kid with a birds nest for hair
Mercy: I think you need your eyes checked, and the correct terminology is a really cute dork
by PigLink June 16, 2020
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Dork slot

(1990’s prison slang)
Someone who is dumb bitch. Typically used as a derogatory term, same as calling them a bitch.
“Touch my dick one more time and I’ll smack the shit out of you dork slot”
by 90’s nigga November 11, 2020
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Dork President

The king or queen of all dorks. The highest form of Dork status. The ultimate Dork. The Dork that all other Dorks want to be like.
Gloria is such a Dork President. Its so Adorkable.
by JamesZ November 7, 2005
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Shiesty ass dork

Someone who gives off the energy of a black guy with nerd glasses who is wearing a shiesty, typically a derogatory term, a little bit worse than getting called hard r.
Guy 1: yo man fuck Elon Musk
Guy 2: I swear to God bro he's a geeky shiesty ass dork.
by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack November 18, 2023
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Dirty Dork

A donut with a hotdog in the middle of it. For consumption of joy.
"Man, for lunch I had a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it."
"Omg Becky, that Weiner is in the middle of that donut!"
"A Dirty Dork is a donut with a hotdog in the middle of it.
by The Jerker January 7, 2024
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Dork

A boyfriend that is funny and cute.
by livelaughloveyou30 November 12, 2023
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