Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”

And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class

by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.

Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.

by teitezzy January 3, 2011

diving

More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.

While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.

by Xopher November 26, 2005

docing

D.O.C. means Drunk On Campus. so someone who is docing is drunk on campus.
pronounced "docking"

"dude my friend is docing today. hope he doesnt get caught."

by jrlicjhr April 25, 2008

Disingenuous

A word that gets thrown around in discussions in order to discredit an opposing side, sometimes for stating facts that one side couldn't refute. Often used by individuals to project and can be a gateway to Ad hominem.

Person 1: You're spewing nonsense and being disingenuous.

Person 2: I provided information and sources and you choose to ignore it, how am I being disingenuous?

Person 1: So.....you're not disingenuous. You're just full of shit.

Person 2: *facepalm* What does it even means anymore?

by Idiot Finder April 7, 2020

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

munch diving

the act of indulging in an article of food such as you would with pussy if you were muff diving

"damn im hungry. Lets go be a schosid and get a salad so we can go munch diving."

by billy basket weaver July 26, 2008