Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bro..... If you still use this joke you are probably a super old person+its not even funny anymore

Michael: Hey jack. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.

by Argo Lawu August 20, 2022

What did you say about my mum?

A phrase normally used by Chavs to indicate he wants to fight the person he says it too (usally the person is involuntarily put into the situation).

Chav sees non Chav person passing him (them) at night.
"What did you say about my mum? (What you say about my mum?)
"Umm nothing..?"
*Smack*

by Snowberry Glitterdust Montblanc October 26, 2005

Did you hear that Joe likes Mike?

When someone asks who are they you respond wiht: Joe mamma likes Mike-ock

-Hey did you hear that Joe likes Mike?
-Who are they?
-Joe mamma likes Mike-ock!

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019

bitch did you just assume my gender

Did you just assume my gender but with a twist.

"what's up bro."
"Bitch did you just assume my gender!?"
"Just stop.."

by BakaDog February 16, 2017

Daddy, why did you eat my fries?

That famous song from Adventure Time.

Then Marceline asked, "Daddy, why did you eat my fries?"

by banh a a February 18, 2020

search what [you just did] [dumb ass]

Your bored and u just typed search what you just did dumb ass

Im boored imma search search what you just did dumb ass

by 8f0WT4N62Nxk December 30, 2020

O I C WUT U DID THAR!

An expression used when you are confused and then it explained you then follow with a "O I C WUT U DID THAR!"

P1: Dude this is slippy toad!
P2: Wuts that?
P1: Its an expression for poor quality
P2: O I C WUT U DID THAR!

by MRMANNTHEWISE March 31, 2009