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flying crocodilio

A flying crocodilio is a much more ferocious version of the already extremely dangerous Crocodilio. They are still part crocodile, part alligator, and part camen, but they are also many other breeds of animals. They are native to Latrobe and can be seen pretty much anywhere around there. They tend to stick to the skies until about after midnight when they descend to the ground to look for prey. During the winter months when the crocodilioses hibernate deep underwater in special sacks to protect them from the cold, the flying crocodilio flys to Australia, where it steals the DNA of the inhabitants there to make itself stronger. In the 2011 year, they have grown longer, more powerful jaws, and their wing span has increased from 6ft to about 12ft. Be warned, if you see a flying crocodilio, get some cover ASAP and hope for the best."
Oh shit dude! It's a flying crocodilio! Run away while you still can!
by Black MacGyver June 29, 2011
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Davey Crockett

A sexual maneuver in which you slip muscle relaxants into your gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap. Can come in handy on those cold winter nights.
I met a girl in texas this weekend. We visited the Alamo and after she let me try the Davey Crockett on her. Stretched her puss the hell out but made one hell of a coonskin cap.
by fathat69 September 25, 2013
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Dirty Crock Pot

When you finish in a girl and you let it "stew" for awhile, preferably 15-20 minutes. Then you go down town and eat it back out.
I gave my girlfriend the old dirty crock pot, what a great meal! Better than mum used to make! 15/15! Would recommend!
by Dirty Dave May 2, 2016
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mexican crockpot

by surfdog May 28, 2016
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Sir Crocodile

"Sir" Crocodile, aka Mr. 0, is a character in the anime "One Piece". He is 1 of the 7 Warlords of the Sea, and the leader on the underground crime syndicate "Baroque Works". He has the power of the sand-sand devil fruit which allows him to turn into sand. He is basically a 'Sand Man'. He also has the ability to drain all moisture from anything he touches.
by Dkline August 7, 2018
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Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.
Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard
by The evil doctor December 21, 2019
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ALABAMA crock pot

Same thing as a alabama hot pocket but when you have diarrhea
I just gave that ho a alabama crock pot -JackC
by Alabamashitter October 2, 2008
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