Bitch cricket

Another name for girlfriend or spouse also related to a mud cricket. Probably what they grow up to be.

Hold on the Bitch Cricket is calling.

by Salty captain May 24, 2021

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.

Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!

by cricketjoe September 12, 2017

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

Cricket Dynasty

Cricket Dynasty, an one stop destination for all Cricket Edits current a page in Instagram. You must follow them. It's fantastic ofcourse.

Hey mate check out Cricket Dynasty on Instagram under the username @cricket.dynasty and you can see some incredible edits.

by king of cricket November 26, 2021

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020