Moon Cricket

One who posts a story on social media, but hides said story from certain individuals.

Damn that dude Ron is a moon cricket!

by G2theDouble March 28, 2023

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.

Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!

by cricketjoe September 12, 2017

cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

Cricket Dynasty

Cricket Dynasty, an one stop destination for all Cricket Edits current a page in Instagram. You must follow them. It's fantastic ofcourse.

Hey mate check out Cricket Dynasty on Instagram under the username @cricket.dynasty and you can see some incredible edits.

by king of cricket November 26, 2021