Cooper

A person who loves boys and is terrible at basketball

You were like Cooper just then

by BCWNBDHS September 28, 2018

jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper December 11, 2011

Trooper Cooper

The most unfunny, un-dope, uncool, and un-sexy person there is. Usually a person who plays guitar and is 4’11.

Friend: “Man, did you see Trooper Cooper the other day? He was looking rough”
Me: “Yea, but when does he not!”

by nottroopercooper January 9, 2022

Cooper Move

The act of building up great anticipation for a reward you decide the person won't receive.

Reference: September 24th, 2017 the Chicago Bears Cornerback Marcus Cooper Sr. stopped running just a few yards from the end zone and cost his team a touchdown.

Person 1) Dude, this chick was gobbling on my dork and stopped right before payday.

Person 2) Whatta a Cooper Move.

by Dr Jelly Finger September 25, 2017

cooper

cooper is a a stronge male name but when she is a female she is dominant. cooper may not be the brightest but she can be smart when she wants to be. on top of that, everyone wants her, but no one can have her. she’s everyone’s associate and has some friends here and there but that’s it.

man i wish i could be close with cooper so bad

by that’s my dog May 24, 2020

Cooper’s diet plan

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.

Cooper’s diet plan could cure obesity.

by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023

Pulling A Cooper

A gay man who lies to his friends about his gay status

I think John might be Pulling A Cooper, he touched me sensually last night without consent

by Dictionarian184830 May 4, 2024