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Quiffle Cookie

A very rough and non elegant queef ,with a yeast baking smell to follow.
Shane walked into the department and stated: " wow it smells like someone baked a double batch of quiffle cookies".
by Sironius April 2, 2016
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno September 8, 2016
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meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
by bigdkA July 9, 2016
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COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS

A subtle and seemingly innocent way to ask someone to come round and engage in sexual activities. This is often used in group chats or in the presence of others or family.
The innocence of the phrase stops most from seeing the real meaning of the phrase unless expecting it.
Unfortunately cookies are often not made in these sessions
*in a group/group chat*
Hey ____ want to come over for a COOKIE MAKING SESSIONS later?

Yeah sure, that sounds fun
by ggij031 September 1, 2016
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cookie hole

A sweet-smelling vagina with freckles. The intoxicating aroma smells similar to freshly baked pastries. But the freckles are so abundant, it resembles a chocolate chip cookie.
"You can suck my cookie hole!!"
by KYNGP9412 November 14, 2016
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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christ cookie

Need to go to church Sunday and grab myself a Christ cookie.
by Eeeeeeeeeeup! March 19, 2017
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