someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
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It's when you mix one teaspoon of jarrah salted caramel coffee with three teaspoons of nestle milo,add sugar to taste and fill with hot water and a splash of milk.
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A penis or any other penis-like phallic object which is small enough to give genetically-disadvantaged men a confidence boost.
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I have just committed configicide do we have a backup?
I thought I was just cleaning up old files, but it turned out to be a total configicide; I deleted the configuration files that were actually in use.
I thought I was just cleaning up old files, but it turned out to be a total configicide; I deleted the configuration files that were actually in use.
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