Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021

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Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex March 6, 2019

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Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

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coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

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Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

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The cheesy substance that exists inside your travel mug lid and/or it's associated pouring mechanism. It unknowingly builds up over time from lack of daily cleaning. After an extended period of time fungus will grow morphing said item into "Travel Chef Salad".

Brah: Dude, don't EVER lend me your travel mug again!

Dude: Why not brah?
Brah: The lid was so caked with coffee cheese I coulda added Macaroni and had dinner!!!

by Laika 2 February 16, 2015

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