Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Christopher

Christopher is a kind loving and gently present he will show these emotions if u just be patient he loving everything and everyone around him. Christopher is a friendly person he went to be kind with every be don't get on him bad side he will hate u. Christopher loves the nature and animals he loves play games to he loves hairs u will see him sometimes having a bad hair day with his hoodie on and good day to become Christopher bff.

Christopher is so funny u should be him friend

by Tionna Williams November 21, 2023

Christopher Cahill

“A cotton picking nigger who loves gay midget porn”

Christopher Cahill loves to watch gay midget porn

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Christopher

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.

oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants

by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022

christopher :)

He is a big kid with tons of Robux. He is loaded $_$

christopher :) is big.

by r/EM_BS November 2, 2020

Christopher

Christopher is the love of my life. At first he seems quiet, shy and laid back and nonchalant but one you get to know him you will truly be blown away by the depths of his character. He is kind, caring, loving, helpful, handsome, and literally the best person in the world.

I love you my Christopher.

by Love/babes August 1, 2022