by shut-up March 22, 2010
Get the mer-chavmug. 
Ite boyyyyyy, hows life down the east ghetto innit safe RESPECT! brapage! I is well up to date with the chav speak innit boy safe man wicked peace out!
by Gravesendboi March 8, 2007
Get the Chav speakmug. a shortened talk of words used mainly by chavs tosave time and look hard innit, bled. Chav talk is used by people who wear burberry and generally crap that no one else wastes their money on (vauxhall novas etc)
'innit bled u fking cnt i tlk lik dis cos i jst gt off phne to ar sophi innit'
or
'stpid goth go slt ur wrsts n stff whle i go drnk sme whte litning innit'
'chav talk is lk bttr thn nrml english cos chvs own teh coop'
or
'stpid goth go slt ur wrsts n stff whle i go drnk sme whte litning innit'
'chav talk is lk bttr thn nrml english cos chvs own teh coop'
by lethal_easby July 25, 2008
Get the chav talkmug. A Chav Haircut is when a male gets a haircut that is a grade 0 round the back and sides and a grade 1 or 2 on top. It looks like they have asked for a skinhead but walked out of the barbers halfway through.
It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.
This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
It is the ugliest most ridiculous hair style of the modern era, yet a considerable percentage of especially young British males have this haircut.
This hairstyle is mainly popular within the chav community, chavs very often have a too low intelligence level to think about what would be a better looking hair style, and so just copy what their mates have and get what makes their heads looks like a turnip.
-How would you like your hair today sir?
- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
- A tidy up on top and a little shorter on the back and sides, but not too short. I don't want a Chav Haircut.
by Righty Tossbag June 7, 2022
Get the Chav Haircutmug. 'chav face' is an insult to be used against any townie/chav, as both of these species (townie/chav)are stupied and dont understand this insult. it is basicly telling them they are the biggest chav in the whole universe, which in its self, is the worst insult any one could give.
chav: com den man, com den init ill beat u up
'other person': shut up you stupied chav face.
chav: whaaat?> dont use ur big words on me! i dont know wat dey mean dus i man!
'other person': shut up you stupied chav face.
chav: whaaat?> dont use ur big words on me! i dont know wat dey mean dus i man!
by gee May 13, 2005
Get the chav facemug. Female chavs are young teens or adults with little to no brain power and merely exist for abit of cock in them. Easily spotted by there leggings, branded clothing, big lips and obvious fake eccentrics.
by Big chungy January 25, 2019
Get the Chav girlmug.