Chad Kensington

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

by TyeTheGuy75 May 9, 2020

calabrese chad

He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.

Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad

by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021

chad bar

A bar for douchebags and former frat stars

Girl 1: Wow. They're playing a lot of Chainsmokers. Also, why are all these guys wearing the same polos?
Girl 2: Oh no, it seems we've stumbled into a Chad bar.

by dont be a Chad August 23, 2017

chad henry

chad henry ha biggest willi of all time

chad henry ate leons poo with one finger

by leonbubba February 4, 2022

Chad Squad

An adventuring party of combat purposes composed primarily of beefy-ass dudes and monsters who will streamroll all competition

I played an ARAM in League, my team came out to be Mundo, Cho'Gath, Sett, Trundle, and Vlad. Real Chad Squad. Our opponents were all mages and healers, so we walked all over them.

by Tazmanian devil #2 January 26, 2022

pubesent chad

The inter sanctums of this celestial being are one to be recon with. for this man is a proud owner of a bond bug (not sponsored). even just a glimpse of his magnum chin will blind even the blindest man. his gargantuan cheeks will cause the pulverization of any eyes that attempt to gaze upon his vibrant dump truck. for any mortal cursed with glancing upon his meaty pecks will be atomized in .001 nanoseconds. father of the disgraceful pubesent man.

oh lord have mercy here comes THE pubesent chad!

by zinanthegreat January 4, 2023

Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023