D’Clawed

When your buddy gets so fucked up and you deny him of any more white claws

After my friend punched a donkey and fucked a beagle I had to pronounce him D’Clawed

by DrinkClawsBreakLaws August 17, 2019

Bitch claws

The long and disgusting false finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

eagles claws

When the wrinkles at the corners of your eyes are so extensive they are beyond crows feet and are eagles claws

Forget crows feet, the wrinkles at my eyes are so bad I have eagles claws

by RRWriterGirl June 1, 2021

jessica._.clawthorne

super awesome funny toh tiktoker, not only do they post toh they post amphibia too (my favorite ones are the dead marcy jokes)

jim: hey have you heard of this super alpha human jessica._.clawthorne?

bobby: no…

jim: kys 😐

by not_rip_marcy_wu July 8, 2021

jessica._.clawthorne

Someone who is extremely good at editing. Very funny.

jessica._.clawthorne... uh, I don’t know what to put here, I don’t know you that much sorry :(

by LesbianLyrics July 9, 2021

white clawholic

Your basic white girl that can't drink anything but White Claw.

A white clawholic asks, "Like, do you have any blackberry White Claw? I need to get white girl wasted."

by NorthernNative September 2, 2021

Mrs.Clawson

Probably a science teacher.

Tony: so who's your science teacher?
Mac: Mrs.Clawson is my science teacher.

by Persona 2 October 1, 2021