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English book

Jack Brockton nobles crumpled up book
Jacks English book got crumpled and nobified
by Chinnage March 7, 2022
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Colon Book

A book with a colon in the title almost certainly indicating it contains information that must be taken as the gospel truth because it was likely written by some former executive, politician, ivy league graduate, or other inflated character.

"My Left Asscheek: A Revolutionary Insight Into The Things I Want To Discuss, and Is Only Credible To People Who Agree With Me" by Mas Sateb, PhD, former CEO of Hot Air, Inc.

Pretty much like that but with other words that make it sound like someone with a bullshit ivy league resume wrote it, and is therefore (assumed) worth listening to.
Mr. Jackass "resigned" as CEO, this probably means he's going to write a colon book on things he believes he's the authority on.

Monopoly Corporation has survived that scandal, I guess there will be a number of "tell all" colon books soon.
by Mas Sateb June 23, 2010
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Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him
Give me a book so I can book job that mono
by Slashest April 9, 2022
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Train Book

A novel/book someone would read on the train, bus or other public transportation.
Known for it's lengthy and thick appearance.
Passenger - Look at that yuppie reading a train book.
by HiTHEREE April 25, 2009
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Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book
John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.
by will_builder8 May 3, 2021
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book of friends

Natsume Takashi found his grandma's, Natsume Reiko's book in an old box. Reiko would see Youkai/monsters/weird creatures, so she made this book out of her notebook. She used it for writing names of these creatures,so she could always call them. After she passed away, Natsume met Nyanko Sensei who isn't an actual cat. It's really fun watch Natsume Yuujinchou<3
Nyanko sensei: Do you have the book of friends?
*youkai steals it*
Natsume: THE BOOK OF FRIENDS!
by Sxxls_. June 9, 2021
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The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home
The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!
by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023
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