Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

blood sword

Your cock after having sex with a girl on her period, covered in blood.

Ben: "I've shagged a girl on a period before..."
Tom: "Ewww, What the fuck man!?"
Jak: "BLOOD SWORD!"

by Wonderwake August 26, 2009

Sheet Blood

Blood leaking for the rectal area during sleep....on the bed sheets..

Man, i sheet blood for a week..

by jomama94 November 23, 2009

double blood bang

Simultaneously having vaginal and anal sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating. The anal blood can be either from vaginal transfer or rectal bleeding.

Dude, you should see my sheets. The chick I picked up last night turned into a double blood bang!

by Hank Flannigan June 14, 2011

Stool Blood

The product of taking a dump so big, that when you wipe, you realize you tore your anus. Usually occurring when you haven't had a movement in a few days. Generally causing more damage.

booty dump stool butt pain

"Dude, it's been three days since my last dump. It's was packed so tightly, it stretched my butthole. When I wiped, I had stool blood.

by Don't be so sensitive November 3, 2015

potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

acid blood

A highly exclusive, almost cult-like tribe of homies. Mostly led by a shaman, acid blood members indulge their inner mind with use of LSD.

Acid Blood? I fuck with that, hell yeah!

by MarottaMan December 31, 2019