Beaver Shine

The shine that is acquired when your shoes are so nice that they make a woman drip from her vagina and entice her to buff your shoes with her beaver.

I wore my Sunday shoes to church and all of a sudden, the church lady was grinding her beaver on my shoes. They were so shinny that her clit looked as close as if she were sitting on my face.

My new pair of shoes made my co-workers wife so horny that she dripped down her leg. I asked her for a beaver shine but she said that would be inappropriate.

by Recruiter/Reefer January 4, 2010

Beaver Suppressant

when you're on anti-depressants you will suffer from beaver suppression, you won't be able to have sex! the medication will hinder your dick's appetite, it's true :(

"sorry girl! can't finish what we started cos i'm on beaver suppressants"

by carlos casas September 3, 2006

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

evil beaver

After contacting a sexually transmitted disease from a chick, her vagina is forever known as an evil beaver.

"Dude, Do not go home with that chick. Believe me, she has an evil beaver"

by Thealaskan April 22, 2008

beaver envy

A wistful near-jealous respect, longing and admiration for all things Canadian.

During the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver the whole world had a mad case of beaver envy.

by Poetessa August 16, 2010

Beaver Mist

While having intercourse with a particularly aromatic woman, during her organismic episode, she squirts her fun fluid around Mr. Limpy. The outlying fire creates a titillating mist of vaginal fluids.

When I was fucking her in the back of an Arby's, she fired off a round of beaver mist and it hit me in the eye!

by boetso June 16, 2011

beaver dam

A very hairy vagina that has become wet for any reason.

Hey check it out, I made your mom's beaver turn into a beaver dam!

by El Pablo August 10, 2006