by errantshade August 14, 2008
Get the laced bananamug. Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
Get the Banana Junkiemug. (noun) Used to describe a person who conducts those social activities usually carried out by a group or a couple by himself, most often because his friends all have significant others. Extension of the term third wheel, which is usually used to describe the person who awkwardly tags along with their coupled-up friends. More generally, a Lone Banana is anyone who conducts certain social activities by himself. The term has a sad or lonely connotation. Derived from the single banana phenomenon often observed in grocery stores, when bananas that have become separated from the bunch are sold as singles.
He's been kind of a Lone Banana ever since his buddy found a girlfriend.
Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
Look at that Lone Banana out to dinner by himself. Maybe we should ask him to sit with us.
by ChickenRice May 8, 2015
Get the Lone Bananamug. "Jon pulled the banana mayonnaise on me. It was fucking gross. Jon we're getting a fucking divorce."
by Fucktus toast June 28, 2020
Get the Banana mayonnaisemug. The most deadliest gun ever existing on the world. Its either shooting a explosive bullet or a deadly lazer beam of doom.
The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
The chances of finding this gun is unknown, but legends say that there is a banana gun somewhere you would most likely would overlook.
by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021
Get the Banana Gunmug. When a man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum, while she has fecal matter on it, therefore resulting in a poop covered wiener, and she sucks it off.
Matthew: Cam bro why did you and Lexy break up?
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
Cam: Bro we had anal, and she ended giving me a fudgy banana, and tried to kiss me afterwards.
by AirMatthew December 1, 2015
Get the fudgy bananamug. A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.
Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."
by ar42dent October 7, 2013
Get the desk bananamug.