Monkeys and Bananas

A term used for if the public believes two or more things go together well, but in reality they were forced to be that way. This is due to the fact that monkeys don't live where bananas grow, because they don't live in their mouthes when many people believe monkeys love eating bananas

People seem to just absolutely love anything if there's bacon in/on it, it's like Monkeys and Bananas

by I Make Perfect Sense August 21, 2017

smelly banana

When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.

Bro that guy has such a “smelly Banana”

by Silliam November 5, 2018

Skip The Banana

To “Skip A Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

To “Skip The Banana” is to deny a homosexual’s gay intentions with your body. (The term “banana” is in phallic reference to the male genatalia.)

“Yo Sean, did you get with that gay guy Andrew.”

Sean- “Nah bro, I skipped that banana”

by The Man With Glasses July 5, 2018

Goopy Banana

A recently ejaculated half flaccid penis removed from a condom.

After bob removed his penis, he asked if i wanted a goopy banana for desert.

by AKW-DB July 13, 2018

the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".

Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Banana line

Male version of a bikini line...

“When I put on my new speedo I quickly realized I forgot to tidy up my banana line”

by SmashDalena August 15, 2018

Third Banana

Being the third best. Similar to “playing second fiddle”

Al Roker is third banana

by LeSabre1993 November 28, 2019