Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Badger

Can also be a meth addict but is a great friend. Likes video games. Brandon Mayhew.

Badger: "Yo Jesse, you got any meth"
Jesse: "nah, Bi*ch."

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

badger

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHHROOM MUSHROOM

Look its a badger

by Rjehehehehe October 15, 2020

Badgers Oven

Anus
Arsehole
Bum hole
Rectum
Prison Wallet

I slipped it in her badgers oven when she least expected it.

Hallam has an itchy badgers oven.

by DarthTater5738 February 20, 2025

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021