Post-Badger Rehabilitation

(noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”

The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband

to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”

“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
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Bloody Badger

When the whiskey hits you hard and you have to use popsicle sticks, and twist ties to keep erect.
Went out last night and Seth had use the bloody badger to hit up that 2..
by Great Gadberry June 02, 2018
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backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023
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Backwards Badger

A ‘Backwards Badger’ is a regi dab, ‘regdaB’
Are you kidding me bro, that’s not gas that’s a Backwards Badger
by That pretty mf with weeed October 12, 2021
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Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
by Sa12356 June 09, 2019
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fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden
"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"
by Bigfoot18 June 11, 2012
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seth badger

he still hold the word record of the biggest pp in the world but previously it was 14 inches now it 17inches he has a new love of his life but this one is actually gonna last forever and they don't think that they will last forever they know they will his new love of his life is the most funniest, gorgeous, cutest, sexiest person in the world he loves her soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much she is the most important thing in the world to him he will never do anything to hurt her and is that lucky to have her and is the only thing he can think about she never leaves his mind .
reminds me of the Seth badger relationship
by Sethtttttttttt1 April 26, 2021
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