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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016
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Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.
"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"
by Sa12356 June 9, 2019
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Badger Basher

A person whose sole mission in life seems to be tearing down UW-Madison, mostly because they weren’t admitted.
“Every time someone mentions Madison, John—the Badger Basher who wanted to attend but was rejected—delusionally insists that Whitewater is superior.”
by anonymous January 2, 2025
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Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.
Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!
by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017
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Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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Badgering technique

To annoy the shit out the victim till they go out with you.
My rizz ain’t working finna use the badgering technique.
by The rizz goats May 21, 2022
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Badger Game

A version of the Murphy Game, a confidence trick used to gain money and valuables from a victim. Basically a combination of extortion and strong arm robbery.

A male and female team carries out this con. The female entices a male mark, preferably a married business man, to come back to her apartment or hotel room. The mark thinks he is going to have sexual relations with her. She gets her victim to start disrobing.

At some point her male accomplice (often her boyfriend or husband) bursts into the room (outside door, from another room, or a closet). He threatens to beat up the victim and/or to tell his wife if he doesn't hand over his money and possibly any jewelry in his possession.
The detective wasn't buying the victim's story about being held up in a dark alley. He knew a local bar fly and her boyfriend were using the badger game to rob out of town businessmen like this poor slob.
by Tom D. Gaul August 21, 2022
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