by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018
Get the Austin Goukermug. Former drummer for the Christian band, Mercy Me (known for the song “I Can Only Imagine”). He appears at the end of their film, drumming at the concert. Former Lifechurch.tv worship leader who created and designed the Christmas Eve Show tradition at the church (which can be found on YouTube). A very well known drummer, singer, songwriter, guitarist, pianist, and producer in the Christian musician community who has travelled the world and worked with over a dozen well known Christian artists, been on several Christian tv programs, and helped shaped worship leading at churches to modernize it and make it up more creative, personal, and progressive. Looks like Ben Stiller.
by TrueFactsAlways March 1, 2022
Get the Trent Austinmug. by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
Get the jacob austinmug. The bro unicorn. The safest and best of all bros.
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bros have money, but not too much money (or they would never want you to feel uncomfortable with their net worth). They enjoy pools, 4 to 6 weeks of vacation a year, mid sized SUVs with aggressive off-road capabilities with a car wash membership close by. But they are also anti-historical bro — they don’t care for sports, hate fraternities, don’t bang loud obnoxious angry music, respect women, drink responsibly, not in good ol boy clubs, don’t care about clothing brands (as long as it’s the brands they care about), didn’t go to upper end colleges, don’t wear axe all the times but only on the most special of occasions.
This is the safest version of a bro that exisits. These are loyal bros. Great husband and dad material, masters on the grill and smoker, and excel at odd hobbies like fly fishing and urban gardening.
Austin bro vehicles:
4Runner TRD’s (usually blacked out)
Ford Broncos (2” lift)
Sometimes f150’s (if they have boats)
Austin bro wardrobe:
Howler brothers
Vuori
Levi’s
Surf brands
Austin bro can defined through a Saturday morning text: Hey Bro, bring the kids over poolside today. I’m throwing a brisket on and I brought some IPA’s back from our trip out west.
by CousinToAnAustinBro July 2, 2022
Get the Austin Bromug. Your typical cock sucker who only takes 8’’ or more. Prefers jacking one guy off while simultaneously taking it up the ass and giving a bj. Has yet to play varsity baseball
by fckkinney April 24, 2019
Get the Austin Mckinneymug. by bae:D November 30, 2020
Get the sarah and austinmug. When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.
“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.
by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020
Get the Austin Wallacemug.