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Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.
Alyssa is courageous
by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020
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Alyssa

Someone who is an absolute flake and so rediculously toxic you can’t escape her no matter how much you want to.
I can’t stand how much I love Alyssa!
by juliequinnbee October 2, 2020
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Alyssa

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.
Can I fuck you, Alyssa?
by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020
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Alyssa

The hottest girl in any school, Alyssa never tries to hurt you. She had sex with me in the bathrooms DURING CLASS. She is the best any guy could ask for.
by HiYo1234 October 13, 2020
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alyssa

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea
by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020
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paul and alyssa

The act of two hoes sucking a shemales dick while playing overwatch and watching pewdiepie.
by BigDickJohn69 September 30, 2017
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Alyssa-weight

Lighter than a light weight when drinking alcohol
They're such an Alyssa-weight
by AVBAF May 27, 2017
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