Nalani Alyssa

Nalani Alyssa is the sweetest girl you will meet. She is really nice to her friends and cares very deeply for them. She loves anime and art (sometimes) and everyone loves to hang out with her.
I love Nalani Alyssa she is so sweet
by November 22, 2021
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Alyssa Effect

The Alyssa Effect is a cycle where the partner in question end their relationships saying they aren't happy and the "significant" other needs to activate conversation, they do this with multiple partners to where it's a cycle, hence the the Alyssa Effect
Dude this girl I'm dating is undergoing the Alyssa Effect.
by Issac_Newton22 October 17, 2023
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Alyssa and Aysha

Alyssa and aysha are THAT couple. Though they’re special in their own ways, their names are really pronounced aleeeesa and ayeeesha. Nothing can break their love for each other as they are forever intertwined with each other. They are compatible in many ways, in trust, love, in dignity. All that. They survive on cheese and that’s what bonds them so close together, being mole rats together. If you see this couple, know they’re never leaving each other. They are like ooblique. Hard when touching esch othe yet soft when talking.
Guy: yo is that Alyssa and aysha?

Other dude: hell yeah, I look up to their wise couple ways…

Guy: should we kiss?

Other dude: …
by Pickle nuggets🥒 February 12, 2024
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alyssa goretzka

the hottest and sexiest person to ever live
“wow theyre so hot and sexy
oh its just alyssa goretzka”
by hsbwjdwnskskenfncnskwkrnd November 26, 2021
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 02, 2025
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Alyssa Lynn Jacobs

Jorge’s girlfriend for the rest of eternity so don’t even try.
Hi: Jorge

Alyssa Lynn Jacobs loves jorge
by Hihhhhu September 13, 2022
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