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affirma

Slang for affirmative action hire. Ineffectual colleague, peer, or supervisor who meets DEI requirements
The new hire is such an affirma. They are constantly doing nothing yet getting glowing performance evaluations.
by Zapearé July 3, 2023
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Affirm

Oh no! If you don't affirm the whores decision fuck the retard behind you back OR REPORT THEM you're (according to the rules) a retard abuser!? OoOoOoOoH NO!
Hym "Hahahahahahaha! Sucks when you're on the other side of it, huh? Reminds me of the time I was in this retard sex cult. They wanted me to affirm their decision to bring this retard who narrowly escaped jail under the auspices of 'being a retard' whore to fuck. And that shit is wack! So I was like 'Nah' and now it's like... Yeah... But it's kind of similar right? I WOULD help but... Well, you're not doing anything for me and it's (honestly) kind of funny when you're not in the middle of it! Ha! But no... No... Your son can be lady-boy now... I like lady-boy sometimes 🤷 ♂️ So... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2023
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Affin

verb: To join in on or participate in an affinity group.

Alternate Spellings: afin affinn
My favorite part of the day at Witchcamp is when I get to affin with my fellow LBGT campers.
by PhloxTheWitch July 24, 2023
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Affirmitootley

A “spicy” blend of the words absolutely & affirmative. Usually used to show a

how much you agree or co-sign on a request, statement, or action plan.
Friend In Need: Hey Stacy I know we haven’t talked in like eight months but can I hack your tinder profile. I think my boyfriend is cheating on me.

Stacy: "Affirmitootley!”
by Jus Emmanuel August 5, 2023
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Africa

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa

I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa

(Gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)
by Death Menace September 16, 2023
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affuckingtention

This word is perfect when attention is not enough. Affuckingtention is next level.
Because no one is paying affuckingtention!!!
by Esme05 October 16, 2023
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affuckingtention

When the word attention is just not enough, affuckingtention is next level focus.
Because no one is paying affuckingtention!

Will you give me your affuckingtention?!!
by Esme05 October 16, 2023
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