Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips

Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.

by Donburey November 4, 2008

Alabama Crawdad

While squatting on your woman's face, her licking your balls, masturbate and cum on her chest. while she's licking, she can enjoy the fresh smell of your ass. Also, to make it a full Alabama Crawdaddy, fart and shit as much as possible.

My woman loves the smell of my ass, so i gave her the Alabama Crawdad. The only problem is I made it the full Crawdaddy.

by Walthart May 12, 2007

The Alabama Love Gun

two fingers in the pink, pinkie finger in the stink....the thumb just firing away at the clit.

You get a crazy stink on your fing after using The Alabama Love Gun.

by Alex Ferguson October 23, 2005

ACAB

Stands for:
1) Apple Computers Are Bad.

2) Apple Computers Are Boring.

Guy 1: I need a new computer soon, I think I'm gonna get the new Mac Studio
Guy 2: Bruh why
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: Because ACAB man! Just build a custom PC, it's a better bang for your buck and plus it just looks more cooler.
Guy 1: But I'm used to MacOS
Guy 2: I'll turn it into a hackintosh for you
Guy 1: But isn't that technically illegal?
Guy 2: Dude.... please don't make this harder than it has to be.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022

Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer May 17, 2011

Alabama Bee Sting

To thump a finished (lit) cigarette in someones face

I call the dude a nignog and he gave me an Alabama bee sting.

by Nik the dick June 23, 2011

Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009