Jockey Patty

When you're giving your child a piggyback ride and they shit on yo back flowy style.

"Please clean up Timmy's diaper, he gave me the nastiest Jockey Patty earlier."

by Master of the Flowy-Style April 16, 2025

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Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

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Pale Patty

White woman

Daaammn, look at that pale patty saving that black homeless man as Pale Pattie’s usually do.

by HistorianHiMe August 15, 2022

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saint on this patty

phrase coined for the college season surrounding st. patrick’s day. typically used by women to make it known that what to be railed.

girl: why don’t u saint on this patty?
boy: say less.

by reala$$b1txh March 13, 2023

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Mate, THE Patty Nao Patty Roache is a force to be reckoned with, an absolute freak of nature. with one pull of his pecker he can put out a house fire with his extraordinary amounts of semen and can use his ball sack as a lasso to hunt and catch anyone or anything down. as the heir to the Khan family the enormous amount of asian blood that flows through his veins is astounding he can pick up a car with his little toe and bench the statue of liberty after a good stretch. he's down to do anything be it 3am or 5pm he will always come thru

Surely you pull a Patty Nao Patty Roache and come to the skate park at 3am with no cloths?
"bet"

by Ifeelsobad November 23, 2021

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