Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019

Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.

"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"

by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018

michael

An absolute bellend

ah damn. that Michael kid is a right bellend

by mike the dick June 16, 2017

Michael

Asshole with trust issues.

Who hurt you? That ass Michael.

by becca2439 February 24, 2019

Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.

Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!

by harry0101 November 9, 2018

Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.

"I totally want a Michael!"

by klassybiatch June 7, 2015

Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY

Michael has a gay over in his imagination

by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018