Jeff is a sporty guy that only wears one specific name brand shirt. He is dedicated to his work but does not like change. He spazzes and relies on his network of dude bros, hockey and beer to get through the shitty nights. Jeff cant use an excel sheet for shit but he’a got a good heart and will retire or die at the company he is at.
by Linkedin Weirdo November 24, 2021
by ElisePineapple January 19, 2020
an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 09, 2022
Usually always below 5.5 feet tall, related to Frodo baggins, has his own gay only fans page, is known to wear a bandana and be a weak knees cross dressing sissy. Loves assholes and to role-play, and to play dress up in lingerie.
Girl 1: check out that Jeff over there he’s kinda cute
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
Girl 2: yeah if you like short, cross dressing fags who video theirselves getting reamed by huge dildos
Girl 1: hell no, thanks for the heads up
Girl 1 and 2 in unison: Jeff’s are so gay!
by Addicted27 February 05, 2024