Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl March 4, 2016

Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.

Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!

by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".

Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021

Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Ham off

To wank.

"What are you gonna do with your day off?"
"Lie in my bed and ham off."

by Ed The Jed October 9, 2008

ham police

Silly bitches on Facebook with unsolicited opinions of your canine's special treats

"Don't put up a picture of your dog with a ham bone on Facey- it will summon the ham police!"

by saynotohampolicing January 28, 2014