Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015
Get the Brandonmug. No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
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by Brandonseen August 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by yomommacheese July 12, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.
by Litty193 December 30, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.
You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.
Brandon your hot as hell.
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