Wet Wookie

pissing on a girls hair after sex and making her angry so she roars at you

Adam: Jake, did you try wet wookie with Annie?

Jake: Hell yeah

Adam: Did she like it?

Jake: Not at all

by Patres February 27, 2021

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

by porkbounce March 19, 2021

Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.

Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?

by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021

wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.

Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Wet Chin

A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person

Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4

by Suhmahdihh May 20, 2017

Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.

Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"

by thomas!!!! May 25, 2011