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Corporate Weapon

An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.
Get up corporate weapon it’s time to increase stakeholder value
by Unevenly_balanced May 26, 2024
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Academic Weapon

That one essay based student with a traumatic villain origin story that is either really straight or really fruity, probably the latter because the best ones tend to study English. They usually have a bunch of younger siblings and/or cousins they have to look after and explain stuff to, but they somehow still get killer grades and a shoutout in every assembly for giving off teacher vibes.
Eleni in my English class is an academic weapon.

Wait, nobody mentioned the academic weapon in assembly...did something happen?
by Little Nigel November 21, 2024
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Assault Weapon

A term with multiple meanings;
As an object, any automatic and/or burst fire compatible detachable box magazine fed firearms. It should be noted that as an object it must have BOTH a detachable magazine AND automatic and/or burst fire to be considered an assault anything, but does not have to be both automatic and burst fire, not does it require a semi-automatic mode.
As a legal term, semiautomatic firearms with a magazine in excess of ten rounds.
Of the variety of assault weapons are the normally automatic only MAC-11 sub-machinepistol, the automatic only French MAT-49 is a sub-machine gun, the American and Russian selective fire M-16 and AK-47 (respectively), and the French automatic only Fusil Mitrailleur Modele 1915 CSRG Infantry support Weapon.
by Mandatory Carry March 13, 2025
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Energy Weapons

The sci-fi staple made real: guns that shoot concentrated physics instead of bullets. This includes lasers (directed light that burns holes), particle beams (streams of accelerated atoms), microwaves (that cook electronics and cause unbearable pain), and sonic weapons (using infrasound or ultrasound). The appeal is "deep magazines" (power from a generator), speed-of-light travel, and precision effects from disabling to destroying. They're turning warfare from a game of ballistics into a game of applied energy physics.
*Example: "Forget ammo crates; the Navy's new destroyer has energy weapons. It uses a high-powered laser to swat down incoming missiles for about $1 a shot in electricity, looking like a Star Wars scene off the coast of Yemen."*
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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Laser Weapon

A device that uses amplified light to damage, disable, or destroy targets. Laser weapons range from low-power dazzlers (temporarily blinding sensors or personnel) to high-power systems that can cut through steel or ignite fuel at range. The military appeal is obvious: speed-of-light engagement, deep magazines (as long as you have power), precision targeting, and graduated effects. Current operational systems include laser counter-drone weapons (HELIOS, Iron Beam) and research continues toward aircraft and vehicle-mounted lasers capable of intercepting rockets and missiles. Man-portable lethal lasers remain challenging due to power and thermal management, but the technology progresses steadily. The laser weapon is the most mature directed-energy technology, already operational in limited contexts.
Laser Weapon "The Navy tested its laser weapon against a drone—seconds of engagement, seconds of power draw, and the drone fell out of the sky. No missile cost, no launch signature, just a beam and a kill. That's the laser weapon promise: infinite magazines, instant engagement, and a price per shot measured in electricity, not millions."
by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 3, 2026
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