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wastegate wanker

Someone with a piss-fart 4 cylinder turbo charged car that drives around the roads at night time revving the tits off them, hoping somebody will notice them. Often involves driving 'round and 'round the same block or circuit numerous times hoping for someone to think they are cool.

This is usually due to lack of penis size and engine cubic inches.
There goes another wastegate wanker.
by GravelRash November 17, 2003
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wanker's cramp

a sharp cramp experianced during mastubation, normaly ocours in the arch of ones foot.
man i had a wank earlier but couldnt finish got a srious case of "wanker's cramp"
by big marty July 29, 2011
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frog wanker

Frog wanker:
defenition used to describe a person, in particular french, in a negative manner
person 1: did u see that french guy?

person 2: yep.....so wat about him?

person 1: im sick of seeing these gay frog wankers!
by Ly-101 November 10, 2006
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bloody wanker

somebody that masterbates every day
by the fart mstr April 15, 2008
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wanker

one who is stupid, puts off doing something with you, angers you for a brief amount of time. Often used by english people and americans who think they're english.
God, Judy is such a wanker, taht's the third time i've called her, and she still won't answer.

Dan is really a wanker, he keep calling me and asking if i want to see interpol next week. Why can't he take a hint. Stupid wanker
by price check please January 23, 2005
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wanker

that wanker stold my money!
by Anonymous December 8, 2002
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design-wanker

A designer who draws square holes for round screws
dosnt know left from right or back from front.
Draws all designs in an unknown format
AKA a Sayer
Robbie what is that supposed to be you fucking design-wanker.
by Jono February 16, 2005
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