by Yoti October 12, 2009
To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.
If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.
If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.
Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"
Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"
Celebrations ensue.
Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"
Celebrations ensue.
by thegloriousunicorn May 09, 2010
1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.
2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.
2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.
by PinkUnicorn29 August 03, 2016
A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.
Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.
by No Side Effects July 28, 2008
by MrLac August 05, 2011
Owner or Master of all Unicorns. If this status is achieved, servants will bring bread and other nourishment for the Master to give to his unicorns.
by Kozworth April 15, 2008
A group of individuals usually made up from females and crossdressers that live in a world of sheer fabulousness. the most amazing collection of desirable people that are completely untouchable by the outside world and those not in the squad. Will generally always include a Harley. If you ever find one, 1. your not getting in 2. you will wish you could 3. your life will never be the same again
wow! those are some hot chicks, the most fabulous creatures I've ever seen. must be a unicorn squad!
by candy skulls December 12, 2018