unicorn boyfriend

A man that is so genuine and gives you all the feels, he must be to good to be real.

Friend #1: He is great, kind, handsome, motivated,

and wants the best for me.

Friend #2: Looks like you found a unicorn boyfriend.

by Terrorsuit January 11, 2017

Angry Unicorn

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it

i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody

by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

Unicorn Fluff

the bit of pubic hair that a girls missed after shaving... her ass

Oh shit! your ass has unicorn fluff!!

by Yoti October 12, 2009

Unicorn Bite

To poke someone quickly and sharply, preferably in the face, then declare "Unicorn Bite!" if the poke is successful.

If you miss because they catch you out before you can land the bite, then you fail, tiny unicorn.

Friend 1: "Oh my gosh! You just poked me hard and sharp in the face!"

Friend 2: "UNICORN BITE!"

Celebrations ensue.

by thegloriousunicorn May 9, 2010

pink unicorn

1. A person that has both a penis and a vagina; a hermaphrodite.

2. A woman with an abnormally enlarged clitoris.

"Take off her pants and you'll see that Mabel is a pink unicorn."

by PinkUnicorn29 August 2, 2016

Unicorn Tears

A magical potion that does absolutely nothing, but is sought after nonetheless by suckers who never figured out that the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Step right up folks, we have here some vials of Unicorn Tears for the low, low price of $145. They are guaranteed to cure absolutely everything that could possibly ail you, just ask my associate, a former leper amputee who was saved by their magic. Get 'em quick, because we'll be leaving town in a hurry at about 3AM tomorrow morning.

by No Side Effects August 24, 2008

Unicorn Penis

The #1 best thing to yell in a school hallway.
The #1 producer of glitter
The biggest damn penis you can find

That boy is such a Unicorn Penis.
Where did you get so much glitter? From a unicorn penis.

How do Unicorn Penis' rob banks? They jizz glitter in the police officers eyes.

by Jajajajajajajahahajajaja January 2, 2014