ultimate list

A list of people you want to have sexual intercourse with

He’s on my ultimate list

by johnisanabsolutedon April 11, 2020

Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Ultimate 11

Crack that is at a satge of 10, but has then excceded to the level that is "ultimate 11"

Fro-shitcrack,
Your crack is ultimate 11,
"I like to run, and want to get massive" - ultimate 11

by Steven Greeny September 27, 2009

ultimate yearn

The last desire

Have you got an ultimate yearn?

by Pink Geko January 8, 2017

ultimate cross

its where your high off weed, drunk, drank a 5 hour energy or 2 redbulls and you get really nic'd all at the same time

alright boys get ready for the ultimate cross

by 999antz999 March 3, 2021

ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

Q. What’s he covered in?!

A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025