The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
Get the Turkish Couch Bathmug. Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.
by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024
Get the Turkish Ear Ticklemug. by Ohididntmeantohurtyourfeelings January 3, 2022
Get the Turkish twinkymug. by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017
Get the Turkish Delightmug. by Captain Cakir June 3, 2019
Get the Turkish Dogmug. by TheUrbanBadger October 12, 2016
Get the turkish bearmug. Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.
by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024
Get the Turkish quandale dinglemug.