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Tooted

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys
Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
by oorahmarines April 28, 2020
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toothbrush

THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY
MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND
SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS
DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH less.
It's a toothbrush, you hory kid
by FadieZ December 17, 2004
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toothbrush talk

The incomprehensible noise that occurs when someone attempts to talk whilst brushing their teeth.

After awhile, you may begin to understand this language, especially if the person is making hand motions.
Guy 1: MMPHHHMMNMNMHSHHSSPFTT
Guy 2: Dude I can't understand your toothbrush talk.
Guy 1: MMMPPSFHHFTSHHS -waves hands-
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, nah I already saw that movie last Friday.
by L to tha C December 17, 2008
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Tootheses

More then one tooth= My baby got her second tootheses.
by Angry_Raider July 20, 2012
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Toothy bum

Inserting toothpaste inside your anus so your arse smells minty and fresh.
My arsehole stinks! Have you got any Colgate? I fancy having a toothy bum today.
by xSonic Hedgehog December 27, 2014
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Toothpaste Fracking

When you cut open an empty tube of toothpaste to get the last little bit
Instead of going to the store for toothpaste like an adult, I've just been toothpaste fracking for the last couple days
by AyAron87 March 14, 2022
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domestic toothpick

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.
by reid charboneau December 9, 2007
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